A little bit of what you fancy does you good - or does it?

There I was - feeling very very poorly. I went to the doctor and was so pleased when he said I had a temperature and wasn't well. I wonder why that is? Not that I wasn't well but I was pleased about it - I think I must like being labelled! Everyone said relax and then I remembered all my christmas gifts, a relaxing thai bath salts, etc etc etc. I got out the candles ran my bath and relaxed. How can you find what tub is what when you haven't got your glasses on and the light is dim? I put on my glasses which promptly steamed up and thought just relax, do a bit of meditation but how do you breath in through your nose and out through your mouth when you have a cough. Doesn't work. I kept trying. Then I though I would use the massage scrub. Again, couldn't find the right tub. Eventually I did, rubbed in the body scrub - actually not to be course - you do need someone to help you. The scrub had to be left on - well after you do 3 extremeties - how do you do the fourth without slipping further into the bath. I put the scrub down, which promptly fell on the floor. So I had body scrub all over the bathroom. I decided I had enough but got out the bath, still being relaxed and blew the candles out. Did I do this gently. Of course not - with all my lack of breath I blew and had candle wax everywhere. I promptly had to clean that up. Perhaps all this relaxing business is not for me. Went down and watch the bloody Whitechapel series with Mr V. So much for relaxing and having a good night